Monday, October 13, 2008

Walang ganyan sa States!

haha... ang galing!


suspek na, naka pag smayl at post pa sa cam!

-onli in da philippines that there's a Mexican tela novela on every channel and all of them are named Maria.

-onli in da philippines that the sales clerk staples your bag 20 times.

-onli in da philippines that when girls dress like guys; jeans and a polo shirt.

-onli in da philippines that when balikbayans (Filipinos from abroad) show off.

-onli in da philippines that there's a tagalog version of a popular English song.

-onli in da philippines that all action stars wear leather jackets.

-onli in da philippines that there are too many sales ladies in a store. 1 sales lady for every fixture.

-onli in da philippines that the biggest shoe size for men is 10.

-onli in da philippines that when you buy something for P50.25 and the sales lady asks if you have 25 cents.

-onli in da philippines that when Polo wearing conios at raves acting cool with their glow sticks.

-onli in da philippines that TV stations dont put parental guidance on the news when the show dead bodies.

-onli in da philippines that a taxi driver has a rosary on the rear view mirror, then tries to rip you off.

-onli in da philippines that people are always late.

-onli in da philippines that white guys are loud, obnoxious and show off their ugly prostitutes in the bars and clubs.

-onli in da philippines that newscasters try to copy Noli De Castro.
-onli in da philippines that an XL shirt fits like a L.

-onli in da philippines that when you buy something for P100.05 and the clerk doesn't give you your 5 cents becuase they don't have 5 cents.

-onli in da philippines that people think that the states is like Beverly Hills 90210.

-onli in da philippines that when you spend 1 hour in traffic, then your teacher doesnt show up to class.

-onli in da philippines that there are too many different sized coins. (Then the government makes them invalid)

-onli in da philippines that sales ladies follow you around the store.

-onli in da philippines that when you need a sales lady; shes busy making chismis (gossip) with her co-workers.

-onli in da philippines that dirty old men try to pick up on young ladies.

-onli in da philippines that people pick their nose in public.

-onli in da philippines that men lift up their shirts to scratch expose their big belly.

-onli in da philippines that a clerk at the counter to stamps your receipt and checks it with a pen.

-onli in da philippines that people walk in the middle of the street.

-onli in da philippines that it takes forever to fix the road.

-onli in da philippines that no matter how beautiful or handsome a black person is; they say they are ugly.

-onli in da philippines that there are pot holes in the street.

-onli in da philippines that a garbage cans are too small.

-onli in da philippines that the bus ticket guy asks you how many tickets you want when it's obvious that your alone.

-onli in da philippines that when you own land in a prime spot and 300 squatter families live on it.

wooohooo.. gandang mabuhay sa pilipinas



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